God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

"This whole medieval concept of the jihad, or holy war, had all but vanished from the Muslim world in, like, the 10th century, and with good reason," God said. "There's no such thing as a holy war, only unholy ones. The vast majority of Muslims in this world reject the murderous actions of these radical extremists, just like the vast majority of Christians in America are pissed off over those two bigots on The 700 Club."


God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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